DOUBLE YOUR WEBSITE CONVERSIONS IN 30-DAYS WITH A BULLETPROOF GUARANTEE.

Forget shop windows. Build a shop conversion machine that works 24/7 to turn strangers into "take my money' customers (without spending more on traffic).

YESSS! SHOW ME HOW TO DOUBLE CONVERSIONS

Note: I'll personally be writing your copy — so only [ 2 ] slots left in November.

WARNING: For B2B SaaS companies looking to grow rapidly 🚀

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IT'S LIKE STEROIDS*
FOR YOUR WEBSITE.

Oh, and it's 100% Legal. Scouts honour.

Dear Business Grower,

You’ve got less than 8.25 seconds to grab your reader's attention before they get distracted, see a cat video, and dance off into cyberspace… Or worse, to check out your competition!

The rapid decline in human attention spans since 1860

Source: Media behavioural analysis

With the pandemic on attention, and advertising costs rising faster than Simon Cowels beltline… The road ahead is getting steeper, and a lot tougher.

Advertising costs are increasing year-on-year at record rates

Source: Statista forecast

For most businesses, this is bad news. However, there is a silver lining in this dark cloud…

Because while your competitors are spending more money on traffic and clamouring for new customers…

You can set yourself apart with ruthlessly effective copy that slices through noise in your market, like a hot samurai sword through butter!

DOUBLE YOUR CONVERSIONS WITHOUT PAYING A SINGLE PENNY OUT OF POCKET.

That's right. I'll make your website so irresistible that even your ex would visit — for free! Here's how it works:

Research

I’ll spend 3-5 days carrying out extensive research on your business and ideal customer profile to craft a message that resonates so deeply that your prospects can’t resist taking action.

Create

I’ll create a new version of your website for free, with some copywriting and CRO (conversion rate optimisation) tweaks to double, or even quadruple your conversion rate.

Implement

We’ll A/B test your new website against your current website for 30-days to see a clear winner. After that, your new high-converting website is yours to keep.

Profit

Generate more sales and revenue without spending a penny more on traffic. Just share a small cut of the additional revenue that you generate for 6-months.

LET'S DO THIS! I WANT MORE SALES ASAP

Please note: spaces are genuinely limited (as I'll personally be writing your copy)

GUARANTEED RESULTS

GET MORE CONVERSIONS ON YOUR WEBSITE WITHIN 30-DAYS OR DON'T PAY A SINGLE PENNY.

We'll run a 50/50 split test for 30 days. If you don't see higher conversion metrics, you pay nothing. Of course, you must be willing to try new ideas and be open to new information for this to work.

WHY LEAVE MONEY ON THE TABLE? IT'S BETTER IN THE BANK.

WORST CASE SCENARIO:

You don't achieve more conversions.

You waste an hour or so of time.

BEST CASE SCENARIO:

Your conversion rate increases by 2-4X.

Your inbox floods with eager to buy leads.

New revenue fills your bank account.

Your ROAS goes through the roof.

Your customer acquisition costs reduce.

Advertising becomes much, much easier.

You capture more of your total market.

You break away from your competition.

You have less marketing saturation.

The businesses enterprise value increases.

You learn more about marketing.

We rapidly scale your business to the moon.

BUT PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:

You use the term "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" in your business

You are not open to new information to grow your business

You are currently inundated with low-cost / high-value leads

You are generating less than 2,000 monthly website visitors

THIS IS FOR YOU IF:

You have the capacity to serve double the amount of clients

You are open and willing to make changes to your business

You are generating over 2,000 monthly website visitors

You have an established business making over £50,000 per month

READY TO GROW? SMASH THIS BUTTON AND LET'S DO THIS.

Note: due to conflict of interest, I can only work with one company in each sub-sector. If that's not you, candidly, it could be your competition instead.

GOT QUESTIONS? CHECK OUT SOME FAQs BELOW.

Why would I share my profits, when I can just hire someone on an hourly basis?

Here's what most businesses find when hiring a copywriter: Finding someone truly talented, requires sifting through hundreds of average writers (which is frustrating). Talented writers charge up to £150 / hour and spend days on research alone before writing a single word. You have to lay tens of thousands onto the table, with no guarantee of achieving any results. You risk that gut-wrenching feeling of receiving work that you waited days (sometimes weeks) for, and wished you had just done it yourself. Why I moved to a performance-based model: Copywriting is an art, and creativity takes time. The more time I can spend, the better the results are. I've found that most hourly budgets (even for global companies) place restrictions on time, and therefore the quality of work that can be achieved. When we work together, I'll roll up my sleeves and put my unrestricted time into making sure that we get the best results. P.S. When we work together, you'll be working with a well-rounded marketing expert (not just a copywriter).
Why would I risk sales by directing traffic away from my current website?

I've had a couple of people ask this, and usually it's because they're not already A/B testing to improve their website's performance. As the saying goes, "If you don't risk anything, you risk everything". Every successful business (even yours) got there by testing and iteration. We drive cars today because someone thought that we could do better than a horse and cart back in 1886. Don't let your business be the horse and cart, because soon enough, your competition will drive right past you (pun intended).
What if we don't like the work you create for us?

Here's how we avoid this (prevention over cure, every time). The edits will meet your brands ToV and guidelines. Anything you are not satisfied with, will be amended before going live. I'll explain everything that we do, so that you can understand why each edit is being suggested with scientific justification. You are under no contractual obligation to publish the edits until you are 100% happy.
How would the revenue share work exactly?

It's super simple. We would start by taking a baseline of your businesses current performance (what you're achieving on average per month). Then agree a percentage share based on your business's economics (to ensure it's a 'win-win' and that you are 100% happy). Some reporting access is required to see how the conversions are doing, this would usually be via restricted CRM or payment gateway access. From there, I would simply send you an invoice based on the additional sales that you generate each month (beyond what you were achieving before we started working together).